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Scotland Demotivational Poster

EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


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James - November 5, 2008, 9:39 am
Your maw blows.
Johnny - October 19, 2008, 2:57 pm
I only laughed at Porcelinas' comment. Her comment is the only funny thing on this page.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 12:38 pm
This poster blows
shog - October 19, 2008, 12:12 pm
so true ^^

SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...

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Rating: 1.92/5

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Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living shit out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome

SCOTLAND - England's ugly step sister since 1701

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STD Man - May 7, 2009, 11:12 am
America is a joke :S and by joke I mean a country :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:23 pm
what 'ME.' said sums it up
ME. - April 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
Stupid Scotland! - February 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
Lets think about everything scotland has done for the world 1.TV 2.Steam Engine 3.Marmalade 4. The Bank of England 5. The United States Navy an many more.
james - January 29, 2009, 2:19 pm
SCOTLAND: Not a Country...anymore.
InkFox - October 8, 2008, 7:58 pm
wait wait wait... go back one a second... didn't Canada beat the pants off America in the War of 1812? I mean they're still there so I imagine they won

SCOTLAND - The only country Canada can defeat.

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LURCH - August 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
Scotsman - February 2, 2009, 4:00 am
Scotland IS a country fuckface. You're obviously American.
DING - December 9, 2008, 11:08 pm
Scotland isnt a country =P
english--and proud - November 21, 2008, 9:13 am
Oh dear, now you have me worrying about the health of our neighbors across the pond ..as well as the poor scotts
LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 8:49 am
A Brit living in NYC has a place called "The Chipshop" - he deep fries fish'n'chips of course, but also twinkies...pizza...candy bars...Mmmmmm!
english--and proud - November 21, 2008, 7:56 am
they do a nice line in deep fried pizza as well..mmm. i get worried about our scotts neighbors
RnR - November 21, 2008, 7:52 am
Haggis is one thing... try deep fried mars bar.... just imagine it
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 12:04 pm
You should try haggis ..its a damn fine meal with neaps and tattys
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 11:45 am
The Scots eat Haggis...if they can digest that then they're probably hardcore enough to take over the entire world if they wanted.
Geographer - November 20, 2008, 9:36 am
"The only country canada can defeat"??? Can you dumb fuckers even find it on a map?
Historian - November 20, 2008, 9:34 am
Scotland, or more exactly Scottish immigrants, practically founded the US and Canada. Try reading a book on history you fucking retards.
ACTUALLY - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
The scots are bloody hard fucks, and Scotlands part of Britain which basically owns Canada anyway. So nyeh


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Rating: 3.95/5

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danofolish - August 9, 2011, 3:32 pm
summer in wales the best day of the year


ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice

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Rating: 2.08/5

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Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!

SCOTLAND - Surprisingly, it's not in England

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 25, 2008, 12:23 am
You'd think they'd learn, or at least try to match my witty genius at, um, you know, sayin' funny stuff and shit.
pro - December 24, 2008, 8:55 am
It's a stupid namejacker, not the real MWLF.
Culos - December 24, 2008, 8:50 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 24, 2008, 7:08 am
Actually its part of the UK which is in England!

SCOTLAND - Where real men are born and sheep are scared

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LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:31 pm
In Iowa they wear high heels.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 10:27 am
In New Zealand they're just nervous.
leeebling - February 11, 2009, 1:05 pm
think the sheep in Wales are more scared.


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spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
And the foreign policy must revolve around hitting on the herds on the other side of the fence.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
The rest of the defense budget is allocated to making sure that Kegs don't empty at local pubs.
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:35 pm
The picking fights budget is obviously minor compared to the getting pissed war chest. 5L


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TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
WOW you know facts! Please, please share them with us because above all we come to Motifake for education rather than entertainment. NOBODY CARES! MOVE ON.
AmericanPride - July 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
that's funny considering canada only had to take one beach while america and britian had two beach's each . The Canadians who landed on Juno Beach were part of Britain's Second Army Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/06/02/f-dday-history.htm
w/e - September 9, 2009, 6:33 pm
less like "Nuff said" more like, that's all there is to say...
dgbt - March 26, 2009, 8:12 pm
thats hilarious!

OMG - LMFAO - and Scotland IS in the UK

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SCOTLAND - Englands Ugly Step-Sister who can kick everyone's ass and then outdrink em And an FYI Canada has the best military worldwide

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Robert the Bruce - February 14, 2010, 6:28 pm
What's 1701 got to do with anything ? Don't you mean 1707 ?

TARTAN DAY - Shows just how much you wish you were us, tubby

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Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Well said.

Scotland -

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MissPriss - March 11, 2014, 4:53 am
Okay, the 5L question...what DO they wear under those kilts?
Reality Lord - March 9, 2014, 10:43 am

GaryO - March 9, 2014, 8:53 am
HAH! Phookin' ped-d-d-fecht!!
EmilioDumphque - March 9, 2014, 3:24 am
Aye,It's a braw bricht moonlicht nich!

To the Polls and vote for Freedom -

SQUINTY - Glasgow, Scotland - The 'Squinty' Bridge If you don't know what 'squinty' means, just ask.

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Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:02 am
No, not Japs. A mixture of Scots and English, oh fuck it, probably Welsh too.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Was it constructed by the Japanese? Good architects.

SHAKESPEARE'S LIES - Murderer, Murdered, Maligned. Scottish King 1040-1057

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Doc - May 13, 2009, 6:05 am
Thane of Cawdor, Thane of Glamis ... pixelated hereafter.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:07 am
How MacBeth would have hated to have been Pixelated.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Aaaaaaargh! Beat me to it, Haar!
Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 9:53 pm
Pixelated, 2009.